Thursday, September 15, 2011

What would you do in these situations?

1) You are acting in a play when your partner suddenly burps right before a kiss. Do you:

a-Kiss them anyway and savor their old lunch

b-Pretend you've fainted and stop the play

c-Laugh uncontrollably

d-Change the script entirely so you dont have to kiss them



2) You and your friend are %26quot;messing around%26quot; and your parents walk in. Do you:

a-Tell them you were wrestling

b-Tell them to join you

c-Cry and try to act saintly

d-Kick your friend and yell %26quot;rape%26quot;



3) You are driving to your little grandchildren's house when you run their puppy over. Do you:

a-Convince them their puppy never existed

b-Tell them it got eaten by a mule

c-Tell to suck it up and move on

d-Go buy a new kitty and hope they dont notice
What would you do in these situations?




1) You are acting in a play when your partner suddenly burps right before a kiss. Do you:



a-Kiss them anyway and savor their old lunch







2) You and your friend are %26quot;messing around%26quot; and your parents walk in. Do you:

a-Tell them you were wrestling









3) You are driving to your little grandchildren's house when you run their puppy over. Do you:



d-Go buy a new kitty and hope they dont notice






What would you do in these situations?
momma said knock him out
1. C

2. A

3. D
C

A

B

!
d

a

a
1) b.



2) c.



3) d.
1. C



2. D ;)





3.D












1. C- laugh uncontrollably

2. A- tell them you were wrestling. or some other lame excuse...

3. NONE! poor children. i think i'd tell them the truth, THEN go buy them a new kitty!
This is what I would do...

c-Laugh uncontrollably

a-Tell them you were wrestling

c-Tell to suck it up and move on




Have sex on stage, nobody could stop you!
1) Start kissing them but then start laughing too hard.

2)D

3)Start crying and say %26quot;WHY DO THE GOOD PUPPIES DIE YOUNG?!%26quot; and run away before they have the chance to cry...
Kiss them anyway, and hope I don't die.



Tell them we were wrestling



Suck it up and move on.
c

lol c

a
d

d

a
1) c [during the actual thing?? if yes, then D]

2) a

3) b
1) c-Laugh uncontrollably



2) c-Cry and try to act saintly



3) c-Tell to suck it up and move on